Jejune1's Blog

News Quote

jejune1 — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 23:20:55 +0000

The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.

David Brinkley

Alien Hand Syndrome

jejune1 — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:30:10 +0000

After sustaining trauma to the brain—such as an injury, stroke, or infection—some people develop “alien hand syndrome,” a condition where the victim can feel sensation in the hand, but has no control over movement and does not sense the hand as a part of the body, as if it belonged to an alien being.

Winter Kittens

jejune1 — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:21:56 +0000

Only one book has been distributed in more copies then the Bible; The IKEA catalog.

jejune1 — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:15:33 +0000

Passed Out Drunk Woman Allows 7 Year Old Son to Drive

jejune1 — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:05:00 +0000

Karen Koch (koch being the operative word), 37, from Alaska, was passed out at the wheel while her 7 year old son went cruising.

She was given 20 days in jail, by the again, well named Judge Raymond Funk!

Prisoner Hides Pistol in his Own Fat

jejune1 — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:15:49 +0000

25 year old George Vera managed to hide a pistol from prison officers as they performed 5 separate searches on him for weapons or narcotics but the devious inmate placed the gun in between his rolls of fat.

"There are also some drugs under my chins"

The inmate later reported his gun in to the officers while having a shower. Nice.

Muffy the Dog Returns Home After 9 Years Missing

jejune1 — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 12:56:17 +0000

Muffy the dog went missing from her home in australia only to finally return 9 years later after having travelled 1,200 miles away!

A microchip in Muffy’s neck traced her back to her family home.

Perfect Angle

jejune1 — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 12:48:42 +0000

Zebrafrog

jejune1 — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 12:29:33 +0000

haha puppy?

jejune1 — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:09:50 +0000